The Vegas Trip

stupid acts. unchecked foolishness, and unbridled drunkenness. sleeping at 5am, waking up at 2pm. not showering for a couple of days. getting upset about paying for a beer, but not worrying about laying down 5 bucks for a hand of blackjack. winning hundreds of dollars, just to lose it all in under an hour. that's what the vegas trip is all about. in the end, it doesn't matter how much money you lost. It's all worth it 'cause you got drunk and had fun. and that's what the vegas trip is all about.
I make about 3 or 4 vegas trips a year. That's a lot for most people that live in LA, way too much for a graduate student. But I consider myself a relatively smart gambler - although I understand that gambling can never be smart - so I guess I survive by just losing a 40 bucks here or 50 there, and occasionally I even come out on top. This last trip cost me a total of 500 bucks - including hotel, food, gas, drunkenness, and cab rides.
What's the attraction of vegas? It's not just the gambling, although there's something about laying down money on the table and hoping that you can turn that one hundred dollar bill into two or three hundred while at the same time knowing that the odds are stacked against you. It brings out something in people they didn't know existed. It's as if we imagine that we could strike it rich right there, and then our lives would be made. If we get rich while having someone bring you drinks, what else could we possibly need in life?
But even after you lose your one hundred bucks and stumble away from the table, you're not ready to give up and head back home. There's so much more to see and do in vegas, something for everyone. Sure, it's a lot of money, but there's still dollar mixed drinks at the Boardwalk casino! And there's the sports book, you can always make money betting on something you love to watch even when money's not involved. And then there's the great restaurants, the fabulous clubs, a gazillion different bars or lounges, shows, and most importantly the atmosphere. The streets are always buzzing, even at 5am, even if the buzzing you hear is coming from inside your head, begging you not to order that next long island ice tea even as you reach from it from the waitress and hand her a dollar, your last dollar, as a tip. And when you're absolutely broke, when you've reached the limit where you know you just absolutely cannot gamble more because you know you'll regret it when you get home, you live vicariously through your friends. Watch them go through the highs and lows, cheer for them or against them, and watch them carelessly throw down 5 or 10 or 50 bucks on a single hand of blackjack. Win or lose, they keep playing, and watching you get the sinking feeling that this will end soon enough because no matter whether they win the next hand or next two hands or next fifty hands, they will keep playing until all their money is absolutely gone. But it won't matter, because you're in vegas and there's always something else to do.























































































